captaincoyote:

Do it. Just take your ex-boyfriend’s character and fuck him up. Give him a face like he’s been sleeping in mud. Tear off his wings. Cut off his tail. Give him bags under his eyes from lack of sleep. Blind him.

I feel so much fucking better. I don’t miss that asshole one bit but I doubt the thought of him will ever not make my blood boil.

1 note

trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

273,295 notes

the-science-llama:

Galactic Volcano
— 
Yuga Kurita

5,673 notes

g-retchenwieners:

brititch:

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

the story behind this photo was: she actually cut her foot, and having a great sense of humor, posed for this photo.

omg i never noticed that thing on her foot

g-retchenwieners:

brititch:

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

the story behind this photo was: she actually cut her foot, and having a great sense of humor, posed for this photo.

omg i never noticed that thing on her foot

470,536 notes

empathy-x:

ask-femgermania:

yellowmodelchiiick:

A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.

I HAD TO… i felt forced.

OH MY GOD THE FEELS ARE UNREAL

That’s so cuteeee

620,695 notes

babyyfirefly:

babyyfirefly:

i want a 7 ft tall shark plush

image

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: starmuttt)

69,593 notes

captaincoyote:

doitfortheweakknees:

thechanelmuse:

Talia Joy Castellano (1999-2013)

It’s ok to mourn her death, but let’s celebrate this 13-year-old makeup guru’s inspirational life.

I love you so much and just remember there is someone who loves you dearly in this world. You are beautiful in every way possible! ♡ Just keep swimming.” - From her final Youtube video

Oh, this is heartbreaking.

This is upsetting in ways I cannot explain.

105,128 notes

proudtobepack:

thatonedog:

canisantiquus:

bochelly:

OH MY GOD THIS ARTIST. HE IS AMAZING. DOGS AND CAROUSELS. HE MAKES CUSTOM CARVED DOGS.

Needs to be mass-produced and distributed to every carnival.

 I have never wanted a piece of art in my house so badly before. These are amazing.

I’ve known this guy for a while. I’m so happy to see him on tumblr. seriously check him out he’s amazing.

6,705 notes