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im going to actually die laughing
OF FUCKIN COURSE GOKU WOULD ENDORSE A CHICKEN STORE
Dragon Ball KFC
(Source: neogohann)
this is a real man
Everyone needs some Dick Van Dyke in their life and if you think otherwise you’re wrong.
(Source: watching-dickvandyke)
So I was in line at the grocery store earlier, and there was an older lady in line behind me. She saw that I was wearing a bracelet with rainbow on it. She then asked me if I was gay, which I replied no. She then told me to take the bracelet off because it’s for “faggots.” To that I say, “Well I happen to like ‘faggots’.” Then the cashier heard the conversation and told the woman that that particular register was for faggots only, and asked her to leave. The woman said that she wanted to speak to the manager. The manager came and guess what, he was gay.
Lets just say the woman left without her groceries.
dude best thing I read all night
Undermining homophobic grandmas seems to be its own subset of awesome Tumblr stories.
- Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
- Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
(Source: mockyeahingyeahjayyeah)
Creepiest crossover ever. That kind of power should not exist.
you did this to David and it was terrifying, why do this to Matt?!
(Source: hunterwithwings)
